These may just be the two weirdest records yet from Jack White’s Third Man Records imprint.  The first record is by London’s Smoke Fairies.  Their new “Gastown” 7″ was produced by White himself, and is described like this:  “Playing and singing together since their school days in West Sussex, Smoke Fairies (Jessica Davies & Katherine Blamire) create ethereal, dark and haunting left-of -center folk and blues songs wrapped in beautiful harmonies with the occasional psychedelic flourish”.  You can preview both tunes on their MySpace, then purchase for $5 at ThirdManRecords.com.

The second record is where the weirdness I mentioned comes into play.  I’m not really sure what to even make of this description of BP Fallon’s new 7″:  “BP has been a long been a legendary figure in rock and roll and has put his unique stamp on the history of popular music from his work as publicist and media guru to Led Zeppelin and T. Rex, working for the Beatles at Apple Records, managing Johnny Thunders as well as so much more.  Third Man Records is proud to announce the first in our new Spoken Word -Instructional Record series featuring the one and only BP Fallon. This release is Third Man’s first “three-sided” 45 record…presented in our patented and exclusive ‘Single Signal” sound design.”  So many unanswered questions.  If this makes sense to you, you can grab it for $5 at ThirdManRecords.com.